{"id":35,"date":"2019-08-21T20:42:05","date_gmt":"2019-08-21T18:42:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/condescendanceprogram.matsama.fr\/?p=35"},"modified":"2021-07-23T21:50:52","modified_gmt":"2021-07-23T19:50:52","slug":"lanceur-condescendance-v","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/condescendanceprogram.matsama.fr\/index.php\/2019\/08\/21\/lanceur-condescendance-v\/","title":{"rendered":"Lanceur Condescendance V"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\t\n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t
CARACTERISTIQUES GENERALES<\/caption>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t
Hauteur<\/th>\n\t 69m<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Diam\u00e8tre<\/th>\n\t 6,9m<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Masse \u00e0 vide<\/th>\n\t 103t<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Masse au d\u00e9collage<\/th>\n\t 850t<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
\u00c9tages<\/th>\n\t 2<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Charge utile en\n\t orbite basse<\/th>\n\t 27t<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Charge utile en orbite de\n\t transfert g\u00e9ostationnaire<\/th>\n\t 15t<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t<\/table>\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t
1ER<\/sup> ETAGE<\/caption>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Caract\u00e9ristiques<\/center><\/th>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Nom<\/th>\n\t AVFFLP\n\t (Allez Vous Faire Foutre Les Plateux)<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Hauteur<\/th>\n\t 49m<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Diam\u00e8tre<\/th>\n\t 6,9m<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Masse \u00e0 vide<\/th>\n\t 50t<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\t\n\t
Masse au d\u00e9collage<\/th>\n\t 300t<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Motorisation<\/center><\/th>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Moteur<\/th>\n\t MPAC Mk.IVA (Mon Pied Au Cul Mark-IVA)<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Pouss\u00e9e au d\u00e9collage<\/th>\n\t 960kN (soit 98t)<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Pouss\u00e9e maximale<\/th>\n\t 1960kN (soit 200t)<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Ergol(s) utilis\u00e9(s)<\/th>\n\t BR-TNEP\n\t (Bouillie de Rat-Taupe Nu Enrichie et Purifi\u00e9e) (175t) + Oxyg\u00e8ne Liquide (75t)<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Syst\u00e8me d’allumage<\/th>\n\t essence + briquet automatique<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Rallumage<\/th>\n\t Non<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t<\/table>\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t
EAP (x2)<\/caption>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Caract\u00e9ristiques<\/center><\/th>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Nom<\/th>\n\t GC V2\n\t (Grosse Cheville Version 2)<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Hauteur<\/th>\n\t 42m<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Diam\u00e8tre<\/th>\n\t 3m<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Masse \u00e0 vide<\/th>\n\t 20t<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\t\n\t
Masse au d\u00e9collage<\/th>\n\t 237.5t<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Motorisation<\/center><\/th>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Moteur<\/th>\n\t FTG III-C\n\t (Ferme Ta Gueule III-C)<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Pouss\u00e9e<\/th>\n\t 652kN (665t)<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Ergol(s) utilis\u00e9(s)<\/th>\n\t Poudre TFCFC\n\t (Poudre de Tardigrades S\u00e9ch\u00e9s et Fiel Crach\u00e9 \u00e0 la Figure des Complotistes)\n\t \n\t (217.5t)<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Rallumage<\/th>\n\t Non<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t<\/table>\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t \n\t
2EME<\/sup> ETAGE<\/caption>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Caract\u00e9ristiques<\/center><\/th>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Nom<\/th>\n\t FLR-V-A\n\t (Fuck les Rageux V-A)<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Hauteur<\/th>\n\t 5,5m<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Diam\u00e8tre<\/th>\n\t 6,9m<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Masse \u00e0 vide<\/th>\n\t 5t<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\t\n\t
Masse au d\u00e9collage<\/th>\n\t 40t<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Motorisation<\/center><\/th>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Moteur<\/th>\n\t VTFF VI-B\n\t (Vas Te Faire Foutre VI-B)<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Pouss\u00e9e au d\u00e9collage<\/th>\n\t 343kN (soit 35t)<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Pouss\u00e9e maximale<\/th>\n\t 412kN (soit 42t)<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Ergol(s) utilis\u00e9(s)<\/th>\n\t BR-TNEP\n\t (Bouillie de Rat-Taupe Nu Enrichie et Purifi\u00e9e) (24t) + Oxyg\u00e8ne Liquide (11t)<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Syst\u00e8me d\u2019allumage<\/th>\n\t ac\u00e9tyl\u00e8ne + oxyg\u00e8ne + briquet automatique<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t\n\t
Rallumage<\/th>\n\t Oui (x5)<\/td>\n\t<\/tr>\n\t<\/table>\n\t\n\t\n\n\n\n
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CARACTERISTIQUES GENERALES Hauteur 69m Diam\u00e8tre 6,9m Masse \u00e0 vide 103t Masse au d\u00e9collage 850t \u00c9tages 2 Charge utile en orbite basse 27t Charge utile en orbite de transfert g\u00e9ostationnaire 15t 1ER ETAGE Caract\u00e9ristiques Nom AVFFLP (Allez Vous Faire Foutre Les Plateux) Hauteur 49m Diam\u00e8tre 6,9m Masse \u00e0 vide 50t Masse au d\u00e9collage 300t Motorisation Moteur…
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